You’re not fooling me, you know that? With this sympathy-for-the-devil crap. I know what you are. You’re the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I’ve been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground, supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.

    (Source: scentofyesterday, via deanwolfchester)

    dcpdreamscometrue:

    wishingondisney:

    STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

    i will never get over this

    (Source: 42g33ks, via dean-ate-peetas-pie)

  1. bbcatemysoul:

    imagine sherlock looking into the mirror of erised and seeing himself with john and their wedding rings and their dog

    (via sorry)

  2. The story behind the 4th of July

    • Britain:   *makes taxes for colonies*
    • Colonists:  
    • Colonists:  
    • Colonists:   I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  3. "

    Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

    DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

    "

    (x) this just keeps getting better

    dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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    god, bieber is such a prick

    (via mrsweasley)

    (via lokisglorioushair)

  4. belllaavitaaa:

    I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

    (via immortal-high-definition)

    (Source: queendunham, via sweet-ass-whole)

  5. joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

    trusotoan:

    a-bit-nearer-home:

    overachievious:

    toomanylokifeels:

    icantstopdrawing:

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    Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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    Good little Eagle Scout.

    LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

    what is going on in this fandom 

    (via lokisglorioushair)

    • me at 7AM:   tired
    • me at 12PM:   tired
    • me at 3PM:   tired
    • me at 7PM:   tired
    • me at 10PM:   tired
    • me at 2AM:   TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
  6. snapchatting:

    i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

    (via the-awkward-pale-doctor221b)

  7. catholicnun:

    English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

    (via therapydinosaur)

  8. blackout-escapist:

    bagmilk:

    *concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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    (Source: heteroh, via crowleysqueeninhell)