1. the-hobbits-have-the-phonebox:

    Me: Mom can I go to comic con? 

    Mom: No. 

    Me: 

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-wizards)

  2. miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

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    (via castiels-feathery-butt)

    sarcasticalpha:

    certhia-pi:

    auntpol:

    apolloandellipses:

    If those are actual sleep pants, pjs, and not boxers, I take back all my misgivings about Derek having sex with an assassin.  

    Oh my GOD Deputy Derek!!!

    The first gif is a great anatomical reference. Saving it. The days I worked as a line-artist and traced all those turn around sequences…

    I hope you are not sleeping with Braeden just to get to the girl’s guns, Derek. But maybe it’s your new friend Chris (still illigal, I suppose). 

    Aaand of course it’s rain. Someone is probably to die.

    CHEST HAIR GOOD FUCKETY BYE WORLD

    (Source: blaineswolf)

  3. animalcrackhead:

    Hilary duff what have you become

    (via holy-super-who-lock)

  4. harrystylesdildo:

    Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

    (Source: orangeskins, via holy-super-who-lock)

  5. thatdumbkidpipes:

    gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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    look at him

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    hes like a little baby boy

    (Source: iwarnedyouskank, via i-believe-in-dean)

    strikerhercules:

    » Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

    (via holy-super-who-lock)

  6. gildatheplant:

    pomme-poire-peche:

    useyourwordsasher:

    cmtothemc:

    theancientcistern:

    omegaqueer:

    thatlupa:

    All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

    "A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person."

    I don’t understand how people don’t get this

    It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

    Fucking *this*.

    http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669

    (It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)

    Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”

    Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”

    Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”

    Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”

    Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”

    (I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)

    Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”

    (He turns to his blonde companion.)

    Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”

    (With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)

    Brown-haired Man is my hero.

    (via toomanysinks)

  7. Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

    something-human:

    fallenfromthetardis:

    lordzantrifreya:

    how could one not reblog this?

    I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

    Re-blogging because the love is real

    (Source: mrfizzlessaysyourelying, via tonystarktastic)

    kingoftheniall:

    Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are tied for worst first pitch in history

    (via bastille)

  8. could you draw sam crowley and benny as (blood)drinking buddies thx

    yummy-casburger:

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    um….

    (Source: lethargybomb, via sighbclarry)